*Walking into church*
Me: Where’s your wedding ring?!
Khang: I get to be your mistress today.
Google, how do you cut men’s hair?
*30 minutes before he cuts his co-worker’s hair*
Do I have RBF (Resting b*tch face)?! *Looks in mirror* Damn, I do.
It has a bad bacteria in there…hmm what is it called again… cauliflower?
Khang: $70 for a yoga mat?!
Me: Well they plant a tree with every purchase.
Khang: What?! Give me $70 and I’ll plant a freaking forest.
You left and ate without me this morning. Eating is the most precious thing we do together!
Back in the glory days when I played football…I was third string running back…
*Singing in the shower*
UNBREAK MY HEART, SAY YOU LOVE ME AGAIN…
You can read the first edition here. Scroll down to the very bottom.