Khangology: Second edition

*Walking into church*

Me: Where’s your wedding ring?!

Khang: I get to be your mistress today.


Google, how do you cut men’s hair?

*30 minutes before he cuts his co-worker’s hair*


Do I have RBF (Resting b*tch face)?! *Looks in mirror* Damn, I do.


It has a bad bacteria in there…hmm what is it called again… cauliflower?


Khang: $70 for a yoga mat?!

Me: Well they plant a tree with every purchase.

Khang: What?! Give me $70 and I’ll plant a freaking forest.


You left and ate without me this morning. Eating is the most precious thing we do together!


Back in the glory days when I played football…I was third string running back…


*Singing in the shower*

UNBREAK MY HEART, SAY YOU LOVE ME AGAIN…

You can read the first edition here. Scroll down to the very bottom.

Warmly,

Jules

 

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